❤Hello Stephanie❤

I'll fly away on a moonbeam and write, 'I love you' in the stars.

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

Forever was never very long.

[birdie @birdiegirl192]

from my rotting body
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity
Edvard Munch

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

Today I fell on my bare ass in the bathroom stall at work. My legs just decided to give out. I miss when my body belonged to me.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

Most of us are using Twitter as a substitute for something we are missing or are looking for. That’s probably the saddest part of this crazy place.

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

I've traded emotional pain for physical. I constantly hurt, but I'm really fucking happy about it.

Alanis, is this what you call ironic?

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

When hot handymen show up at my home to do work, I'm getting a little tired of all the sympathy. Sexually harass me or get the fuck out.

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

I need a boyfriend so I can go see a movie without having to keep both of my parents awake.

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

You can't break the broken

[Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen @AngieDavisHaha]

This jobless life isn’t working. Fuck it, gonna be a hooker. Oh you don’t want to sleep with me? Cool. Just pay me and I’ll be on my way.
Pay me.
Pay me to leave, bro.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Find someone who doesn’t steal tweets and doesn’t get mad when someone ‘steals’ theirs

[Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen @AngieDavisHaha]

If I decide to become a rapper I’m going by stage name Queen Quesadilla. I don’t think it sounds that cool, but I want to adequately convey that I enjoy quesadillas. And will probably spend the majority of my time rapping about them.

[Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen @AngieDavisHaha]

Sure sex is great, but have you ever had the satisfaction of ignoring someone who used to toy with your emotions? Shit is amazing.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Sorry I ruined your misconception of me by being myself

[neptunian @kamiekaymee]

Two crows tried to land on my head today, so i guess life is finally getting back to normal.

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

After 40 years being divorced, my parents are finally back together. I've been wishing for this my whole life. And now that I'm sick, it happens.

Proof that God is an asshole.