Michael

We all got dead homies

[OTL @otl_ff]

You know your rich when you can pay a dude to hold your ass while you golf

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

The great irony of Sony's PlayStation disc scandal is that Sony literally co-invented the CD, the DVD, and the BluRay and actively worked to popularize them all in different ways.

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

They should’ve casted a white girl for the lead role in Moana and just kept saying “oh my god why do you care?” “Why does it matter?”

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

i hate when a woman is a loser and you can tell nobody has ever told her she's a loser

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Women after choosing to get into a relationship with the most abusive mentally unstable guy they’ve ever seen because he’s over 6 foot

[Ace @aceoffmeta]

You will never disappoint me

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

My family isn’t retarded enough to try to run over a fed so no definitely not

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

My husband said “so Travis Kelce got to pick one thing….” 💀😭

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

[Jared Kane @BaddestBearJew]

Me 10 minutes into week 1 when the Steelers throw a screen on 3rd and 15.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Still not over this😭

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

nosy ass nigga

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Stop being a bitch.

[LAMARisMVP @YBisYachtboy]

I need the CLASSICS : MADDEN 28

[Michael @77_BigMike]

It’s not fair to your son that your a fucking dumbass

[Jaime Lardis @JaimeLardis]

Stephen A. Smith just showed why I don’t believe he’s fit to be President of the United States. If you believe three white players can’t win a championship because they’re white, that raises legitimate questions about whether race is influencing your judgment. If a white ESPN commentator had said three Black players couldn’t win a championship because they’re Black, they’d likely be suspended immediately. The standard should be the same regardless of who’s speaking.