Hayley Smith

the years rly do start coming and don’t stop coming

[clintoris @clintoris]

mariah carey monopolizing christmas culture is the only dictatorship i will allow

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

one year since tiny desk, thank you for the immense love on this ❤️

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@Lefebvre_Shane I was OBSESSED with my door beads!! If u want to feel joy everyday u should buy them

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Bring back manly men.

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@Lefebvre_Shane Totally gunna try this!!! Thank u for sharing your wise perspectives

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@Lefebvre_Shane WHAT A LIL PEANUT!!!! he’s dumb cute I wanna squish!!!

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

I didn’t catch the bride’s bouquet and my bf goes “babe where was your knife” who did I bring to this wedding

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@Lefebvre_Shane You’re absolutely correct and it was for sure successful

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

I haven’t felt pure joy since the last time I got double-bounced on a trampoline

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@Lefebvre_Shane Omg TRUE I’m the stupid one!!

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

Bro the mask is already on your stupid face just wear it properly and cover your stupid nose

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@scoopydoo27 It’s @Papa_Parm’a shopping list

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

Get a bucket and a mop

[Dirty Dan @daniellemaria99]

can’t wait to use the lyrics to WAP as my wedding vows

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@Lefebvre_Shane @I_thodakee No you’re always spot on

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@I_thodakee @Lefebvre_Shane Every time he tweets I think to myself “he’s gotta be so high”

[Hayley Smith @77haylo]

@abbeyedwards12 Mans got his priorities in order

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Women w big natural tiddies be like you literally don’t want these huge volumptious tiddles. My back hurts from carrying around my fucking juicy bouncing bosoms all day. It sucks that I have big hot sex cleavage in every shirt. I wish I looked like a little ugly boy like u:(

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Dark season 3 is out and I am HYPED