Emerson Campagna

#1 cause of suicide since '97

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Incredible thread and huge dub for Minnesota

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

I was told not to tweet this until the houses adjourned for fear of jinxing it, but the Minnesota legislature just completed what is probably the most productive session anywhere in the country since probably the New Deal. Sweeping bills and reforms across every area of life.

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

@DerrickSimpson_ That's some bad concrete there

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

@talkshitgetlit3 🥺

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Absolutely fucking braindead

[SETH WEATHERS @sethweathers]

America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.

There's a new beer in town!

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Whoever did the colour composition for the Bourne movies had a fetish with green, it's wild

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

If they can't handle you at your dart they don't deserve you at your trees

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Not my Uber driver driving the opposite direction of my destination to pick up his brother before dropping taking me to where I'm going

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Do you think when workers at a cigar store stop a thief they say "close but no cigar" because I would

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

@tinscognito__ @jeremycorbyn What a stupid fucking question

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

What is the topic at hot topic. I want to know what everyone is getting so worked up about

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Yes I listen to music. 😏
No I don't want to talk about it. 🙄

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Anytime a political party uses the term "affordable" you can go ahead and ignore everything they're about to say

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

Slurping cold water and spilling it all over yourself like an absolute slut

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

@DerrickSimpson_ @Toon_Dreessen @613STEVE Absolutely cooking

[Horizon Ottawa @HorizonOttawa]

@laine_johnson1 @ArielTroster @DevineSean @WilsonLo24 @TimTierney @Jessica_Ottawa @catherinekitts @tm_kavanagh @ottawacity @DerrickSimpson_ @CentretownCCA @DerrickSimpson_ says: "The convoy took something from us but this is our opportunity to turn it into something beautiful."

"We can follow the status quo and let cars back on to our most historic road or we can take this opportunity seriously."

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

@talkshitgetlit3 You didn't have Math Circus? Sad

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

I want to live in a series of tubes and tunnels like a little mole

[Emerson Campagna @Papa_Parm]

@talkshitgetlit3 Is it that hard to add every Taylor Swift and Adelle album?

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

somewhere closer to 40,000 people a year

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Germans are a lot like the Na’avi in that there are different types for different environments. Swamp (Dutch), Forest (Bavarian), and Mountain (Austrian).