utopian

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Kind of mid you knack after kukosana na your woman but post nutting unamuangalia kwa macho and you see an empty soul of a woman who has never been loved right a day in her life, unamuachia ata ngotha afue unatoka to go make things right with the woman you actually love

[Chokoch Baller @IamTitooh]

I like my women mid ugly like this

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Sakira.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[utopian @7_uup]

@Brianomariba6 @Naomikibandi Eqwira

[utopian @7_uup]

@RealNate08 Ngubuism

[Soham @king26_sk]

hahaha well paid job where I do meaningful work and have friends and good commute and don't feel like kms lmaoooooo 🤣🤣

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

i think this is objectively the best tweet to ever grace this website

[Vic 😷💖 @luigismustach3]

Suicide is someone’s last act of exerting bodily autonomy and control over their lives and I will always respect it

[V@ndeM@taR@m @patriotatwork99]

That is raw, unfiltered talent 🙌😂

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

📍New York 🇺🇸
Just arrived in the United States for the FIFA World Cup 2026. Who is your best player to ever come out of the American soil?

[utopian @7_uup]

@eduardomenoni Irrelevant but my guys in nairobi would take that barricade down in 15 minutes tops

[utopian @7_uup]

@Bau_1880 Dawa imepenyeza msuri

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Bro typing the lyrics instead of the name of the song is too funny 😂😂😂

[utopian @7_uup]

@ScholarshipfPhd hi

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA now warns that if you don’t file your tax return by June 30, it will file for you using its own data.

If the figures are wrong, you will have to explain and correct them.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

Marc Andreesen on changing the world:

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

No one was ready for this. "What kind of man injects testosterone in his body" 😂😂

[utopian @7_uup]

@John63681549 Baptismal pool