ohtsukare ⁷

‘95 | don't ask me to use my best judgement

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[지존 @240_N1]

같이 떠나요
최고의 파티를 꾸려요

[ohtsukare ⁷ @7feralhogs]

my AirPods got stolen by an employee in that bathroom my first day having them back in 2023 nm,.;/'

[major breakfast sandwichy hangover vibes @futurelesshole]

“is east williamsburg real” idc im blowing up that bathroom at SEY coffee

[unofficial jade harley of musictwt ΘΔ @nepetism_]

smoking on that Squidward's Suicide

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

your friend who doesnt eat enough will always be like "ugh I have such a headache" while they take a sip of some shit called Pure Crank™ and smoke a cigarette

[⋆˚꩜｡ Amarrr⋆˚꩜｡ @amruudd]

and it did

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Tracy Turnblad speaking directly to Baltimore:

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

As a very young child I really enjoyed performing menial tasks (like de-shelling an entire bag of pistachios) and making my dolls have sex with each other. Then I got into reading, which stole my enjoyment of the mundane and my sense of eroticism

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

So true

[ohtsukare ⁷ @7feralhogs]

I was the interviewer

[𝕯𝖆𝖜𝖓 @secretsofdawn]

You can tell the interviewer was not feeling it at alll “there is, notably, someone actually missing here”

[motomitchy @mitchy__b]

65 year old man at Equinox W92nd wearing a 13 the Musical tshirt

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

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[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

PARADE for a Jimmy Awards solo is so funny. Shaking my yass finger at a 14 year old belting “I never touched that child!” Period!!!! He didn’t touch that child!! Yessss!!!