your friend who doesnt eat enough will always be like "ugh I have such a headache" while they take a sip of some shit called Pure Crank™ and smoke a cigarette
As a very young child I really enjoyed performing menial tasks (like de-shelling an entire bag of pistachios) and making my dolls have sex with each other. Then I got into reading, which stole my enjoyment of the mundane and my sense of eroticism
however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid
Cosmere readers…the cover has finally arrived.
From #1 New York Times bestselling author Brandon Sanderson—creator of The Stormlight Archive, the Mistborn saga, and countless bestselling works of science fiction and fantasy—comes #TheFiresofDecember, a new standalone novel set in his Cosmere universe! Coming December, 08, 2026!
Cover art by @my_name_is_tran
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PARADE for a Jimmy Awards solo is so funny. Shaking my yass finger at a 14 year old belting “I never touched that child!” Period!!!! He didn’t touch that child!! Yessss!!!