John Titor

John Titor of Rube Goldberg Ontology(⁠ ͝ | 𓃻𓃾𓆓𓏲𓆓. 𓌙𓁶𓌙 𓀠𓂧 𓉗𓇯 𓌅𓃾 𓂋𓃾𓌓

This Time Is Differen←⁠_⁠← (Follows You)

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@47fucb4r8c69323 three act play

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

good, now ban computers

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

clearly this could only happen if anthropic has achieved RSI. i'm updating my AGI timeline to 38 minutes

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[山中 明（Akira Yamanaka） @_Akira_Yamanaka]

ソ連ファンクの中でも（蒐集する上で）最も危険な領域は、中央アジアとモンゴル。
規格外にプレス枚数が少ないので非常に入手は困難ですが、そのとりわけ奇天烈なサウンドは実に蠱惑的……ということで、タジキスタン・ストレンジ・ディスコをお聴きください。
#ソ連ファンク

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@tszzl louder for the people in the back

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

radicalized into frequentist statistics. bayesians can suck it

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

it's easy to make fun of adult babies but imagine being one

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

this era will be marked by its particular sense of impending doom

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

why aren't you more aware?

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

you're a big guy for you

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@Nosredna @rossium yeah

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@somewheresy crypto is unregulated. its impossible for a crypto user to commit crimes

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@sacredge0 Very mysterious but I'm interested

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

we need a Manhattan project to get people off their phones / micro-content apps. culture will be a black hole until this happens. soberly one of the biggest issues with modern civ - feel very very strongly about this

anyone have ideas?

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@ThorpeWilby first good answer

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

So how are we liking the new state boundaries?

[toucan @distributionat]

“Pessimists sound smart and optimists make money” sounds smart, which must mean it’s pessimistic.

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@GuzzleGuinness luck

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

my worst fear is being unemployed. my second worst fear is being employed

[John Titor @7ohntitor]

@NoBananaBB That's the complete wrong model of the problem, I think. There's no way phones are the end-all of useful consumer tech. We can just make something better that doesn't suck to use and destroy society