saori c

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

got home! been too long w/out Penelope and Tel. P tells me she's done waitin' and is holding an archery contest :/ the men don't let me shoot cuz im an old beggar, but little did they know that im Ody, it's MY bow, AND im abt to kill them all 😈#TheCanfieldOdyssey7 @ms_canfield

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

been going on and on abt the past 20 yrs, king alcinous finally let me go back home 😅 took a lil nap on the boat and i almost didn't recognize Ithica. since im so popular athena had to turn me into an old beggar :/ kinda nervous to see my son #TheCanfieldOdyssey7 @ms_canfield

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

no one:
scylla:

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#TheCanfieldOdyssey7 @ms_canfield

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

Circe let me decide which path to take and tbh i didn't think the gods were on my side, so i had to choose the other path w Scylla the killa and Charybdis. I lost 6 of my men and now the others are kinda mad at me but i deserve it 😔 #TheCanfieldOdyssey7 @ms_canfield

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

Circe turned my men into pigs. My g Hermes hooked me up w some moly for protection. My crew is good now, but she's kept us on this island for a year (only felt like a day tho). threatened her to let us go now we gotta talk to Hades🙄 #smh #TheCanfieldOdyssey7 @ms_canfield

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

lmaoooo he really fell for "Noman" 🤣 hopefully Poseidon isn't too mad for blinding his son aka the cyclopes that ate my men #sorrynotsorry #deservedit #donteatmymennexttime #thinkagainwheneatingmymen @ms_canfield #TheCanfieldOdyssey7

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

same gif and everything smh 🙄

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

When you post a tweet and then delete it and someone posts the same one a couple minutes later...

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

no one:
cyclopes:
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#TheCanfieldOdyssey7 @ms_canfield

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

Just got invited by King Alcinous to a banquet... All I have to do is tell him some of my stories, eat, and then I can go off to see my #wifey #bae ☺🙂💍💕 #TheCanfieldOdyssey7 @ms_canfield

[saori c @7saoric_lvhs]

I'm VERY excited to learn about the events that occur after the war and about the different Greek gods/godesses! @ms_canfield #TheCanfieldOdyssey7