Ryan Gafford

Musician, Your friendly neighborhood Former Bartender, Beef Jerky Guru and Father. 👍🏼

[Ryan Gafford @7swallowed9]

@Go1den_arm Dont get caught.

[fully fund transit @crosstown_line]

We destroyed our transit systems and intercity rail network and made it mandatory to buy a $50,000 machine just to be employable

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families

[Nick @MartyrLeftAlive]

honey your husband sang war pigs

[Ryan Gafford @7swallowed9]

@jamesrambin Health Camp while a pain to drive to waco for still is the more supreme burger

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Pope Leo XIV: Someone who says 'I'm against abortion' but says 'I'm in favor of the death penalty' is not really pro-life. Someone who says that 'I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life.

[spence 🛸 @ethereater137]

The only "white people" joke that offends me is our supposed love for coleslaw. FUCK NO!!! I hate coleslaw.

[Section 203 Raggies @OlsenSection203]

Will NEVER EVER forget that night.

What a game.

[Sean @SeanKnowsBaIl]

Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. https://t.co/Ij21tkb3qT

[Ryan Gafford @7swallowed9]

@Tiger__Vibes Arkansas

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

I’ve said many, many times that SCOTUS has made it so hard to get people on corruption charges that you almost need to find the cash in the fridge actually attached to the notarized contract promising a quid pro quo.

Is this close enough?

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

This man has absolute control over the most powerful arsenal in world history. What the hell?

This is so far beyond “politics” at this point it’s insane.

Where is our legislature? (controlled by the GOP) and where are the Democrats? Our politicians are not meeting the moment.

[Ryan Gafford @7swallowed9]

@RoyMay15 Plum Jelly. It will change yer life

[Hey Jo🤍 @joe_jo9]

Today, Greg Abbott lowered Texas flags to half-staff for the THIRD anniversary of the October 7 attack in Israel.

On the third anniversary of Uvalde, where nineteen Texas children and two Texas teachers were slaughtered in a Texas elementary school. he DID NOT lower the flags to half-staff. He didn’t even mention it.

Apparently, Israeli children are more important to Greg Abbott, than Texas children.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

Best argument for term limits I’ve ever heard. “I can’t do my constitutional role of protecting the country because I am afraid I might lose a seat where my job is to protect the country.”
It’s kinda disgusting. You swore an oath for God’s sake.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

College Football is so special

[em 💌 @polisciqueenn]

and women died

[Jack Dunkins @JackDunkins01]

So an Elementary Education major can’t take out loans because they don’t “make enough money” even though they have one of the most important and hardest jobs in the world

Sad that we define value only by money