Headless human bodies, infinitely cloned mice, schizophrenic crackheads, alien hybrid breeding programs, a vampire in Singapore, swords attached to drones, Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband, 200-year-old tortoise caught up in a crypto scam, Artemis II crew locked inside a big soda can, $23 million toilet breaks in fake space, two crows eat Rapunzel’s hair, Lindsey Graham drinks blood at Disney to celebrate war, 14-year-old runs for governor in Vermont, Gucci Mane kidnapped, influencer kidnapped herself at gunpoint, scientists plotting to kidnap asteroids, slaughterhouse theft rings on the rise because cow gallstones are worth more than gold, missing U.S. airman in Iran, F-35 crash in Nevada, flying saucer over Philadelphia, giant robots battle in Detroit, robot centaurs in China, portals to Waffle House, and they want to put pig semen in your eye to cure cancer—how was your week?
Covid: Poisoned our people.
Covid: Broke mom-and-pop shops.
LGBTQ+: Allowed men in women’s restrooms.
Trans Surgery: Allowed kids to change genders.
AIPAC: Bought politicians for Israel.
Charlie Kirk: Murdered by whom?
Epstein files: Satanic pedophiles telling Americans how to live.
When will we draw the line?
The neighbor above him blasts music at all hours of the night so he can’t sleep at all and he works early in the morning. So knowing that she sleeps during the day, he plays this annoying song on a loop all day so he annoy her still while he works, would you do the same or is this next level pettiness?
Hey US Government, can you fix the roads you taxed me to build, so I won't fuck up my car you tax me annually to drive, that I payed for with the income you also tax, that I park at my home that's highly taxed?
Thanks,
-Every US citizen