MKG

[NBA Injury Report @NBAInjuryR3port]

Zion Williamson (fat) is out at least 2 to 3 more weeks.

[MKG @808mkg]

Went through my whole Twitter feed back to 2015. I am funnnny. Underrated Twitter profile for sure.

[MKG @808mkg]

Are we still tweeting? Is this still a thing?

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

I JUST GOT SIGNED BY THE BROOKLYN NETS 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

WOW this really what it felt like at the end of Star Wars when the Ewoks were singing and shit

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

BREAKING: Jared Kushner has reverted to Doll Form

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

He called racial sensitivity training Racist

[MKG @808mkg]

@georgiapeacheyy If it’s never old and it’s never new then you know it’s folk.

[MKG @808mkg]

Rap is the new pop,
pop is the new indie,
indie is new rock,
rock is the new jazz
folk is still folk
and country is unfortunately still country
#youhearditherefirst #music

[MKG @808mkg]

Waking up in Vegas by Katy Perry is a triumph of music #firstalbumwasfire

[MKG @808mkg]

I don’t want any friends who don’t smile in their drivers license picture #smile #itsnotamugshot

[💐 @Iamujer_]

the way that this tik tok has unearthed some middle school trauma I forgot I even had

[MKG @808mkg]

@mshoneyfanclub Haha what’s your Venmo?

[MKG @808mkg]

@ambissss Wtf that’s messed up Mai Tais is littt

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

[dinner date]

me: I’ll have the $20 bowl of pasta that only costs $2 to make at home

waiter: excellent choice

her: and I’ll have a $9 rum and coke even though an entire pint only costs $7

me: this is so much fun!

[Devin Wagner @iamdevinwagner]

My girlfriend lives over 200 miles away serving life in prison and she just killed her cell mate, 3 guards, broke out and held an Uber driver at gun point for a 4 hour drive just to come see me for an hour. IF THEY WANNA SEE YOU THEY’LL MAKE THE EFFORT

[Lou @JuustLou]

Nah babe it’s fine I can take the pickles off

Her: