Dude Von Dudenhofen🦀🍰

Love me some heavy metal, Fitness changed my life. Be excellent to each other! #BSHU I am a fictional person of the internets.

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I love @CrimMinds_CBS but: Hotch: Garcia, show me all of the people who own a red Honda.
Spence: Narrow that down by those who have a mustache, then those who groom it with Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.
Garcia: I have 2, but 1 has 11 fingers...
All: That’s our guy!

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@Parkerlawyer Thanks Marie Calendar’s…😆

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@REALB0SSBABY @crazyclipsonly When that beat drops.

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@michaelwu00 @zerochills I’d be offended if this was not Southwest.

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@mrinvestalot @zerochills My reaction:

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@Human101Nature People at these events: Being violently gored to death is on my bucket list. Let’s plan a trip.

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@JSS98Rock I bought a Smart Beep beeper because of this commercial. https://t.co/OBk0CptrUx

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@LeahRemini Marmalade the cat and the turkey thawed out in the bathtub.😆 Marmalade was trying to escape.

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@LeahRemini Favorite episode is probably “Gym Neighbors.” (Doug) gets (Lou) hooked on video games so they won’t be working out. They get busted.😆 Favorite scene is (Doug) and (Arthur) eating cereal and (Arthur) gets the 3D glasses. Any scene with Jerry Stiller.

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@LeahRemini

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@crazyclipsonly Dude goes home every day like Scooby Doo chase scene.

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@NoContextHumans Needs Yakkity Sax, not the Division Bell.

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@elonifiedmusk @NoContextHumans

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@boscodafosco @Olamilekhan10_ @cctvidiots Yep, get the insurance on all the electronics.😆

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@kapiljaink3 @cctvidiots Did he just challenge the guy from Jiffy Lube?

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@OPNATIONFan @cctvidiots That’s a bug filter.

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@crazyclipsonly

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@crazyclipsonly Now we know why they don’t have wedding dress themed swimsuits. All of that fabric acted like a pool cover.

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@NoContextHumans The boat driver before the accident:

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@MikeAndersonBIG Definitely, Tapatio. Great stuff!

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@crazyclipsonly I wanna know, who built that wall.