Chiefs Kingdom ⏰

[Chiefs Kingdom ⏰ @816oz]

I go back to December all the time!

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Karma is a Bills win.

#BUFvsKC | #BillsMafia

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

[herman milly rock @Eyoyism]

“only in new york do you sometimes go two places in one day”

[Kenneth Powers @ZethingtonZZZ]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday of all time

[Max Knoblauch @MaxKnoblauch]

For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

bacc in my day.. having a North Face was like having a moncler 😂😂

[Softboy @softboy_w]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Could Be The Move @CouldBeTheMove]

Been using my trunk more lately. Tossing my backpack in there and shit. Feels kind of gritty.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Yes, my husband leaves a lot of mugs upstairs, but if he brought them all down and we cleaned them, then they wouldn't all fit in the cupboard, and it's all part of a very delicately balanced dishes ecosystem

[Haunts Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Shane Gillis should do a joke about how parents are not efficient in the school drop off line so we can finally have a national conversation about that.

[Chiefs Kingdom ⏰ @816oz]

Meanwhile Josh Allen can do the dumbest shit of all time and get a standing ovation. #FreeJamesCook

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bills HC Joe Brady, in the nicest and kindest way possible, put RB James Cook on notice over his fumbling issues.

Brady said there will be consequences if it continues, including fewer carries.

[smootoshi @adamsmoot]

“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” might be the most unintentionally funny sentence in the history of mankind.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’m about to make my first endorsement of this cycle

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love a grocery store seasonal aisle. what have they done to pretzels this time

[Ikebobo🇳🇬 @agabaofph]

Thank God we watched that game with our eyes

[dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

i have a disease where if it’s beautiful outside i dont want to do My Job

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I am calling upon Mayor Mamdani to look into the violent attack against beloved NYC resident Kelly Clarkson.

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

the craziest part of the Kelly Clarkson animatronic bird situation is the concept of them finding a “comparable” item. were they gonna pull out Big Mouth Billy Bass?

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

molly finding out she has to stay at the brooklyn toy store instead of going home with kelly clarkson