Noah 🐀

30. Annoying, trans, queer, auDHD, tired. he/him

[Noah 🐀 @81grumpydog]

arguing with a 3 year old whether Pinkie Pie is on My Little Pony or not. I say it is, she says it isn't. I am clearly right.

[Noah 🐀 @81grumpydog]

@jmnstarr @punchdrunkdylan Gene Parmesan?

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Do you know why the disease (cancer) and the star sign (cancer) share a name?

Neither does anyone else!

Hippocrates named cancer after crabs but he never said why, setting humanity up for thousands of years of debate about what the fuck he was thinking.

[The Mona Show @themonashow_]

Note for people new to the community: The preferred shortened version of Polyamory is Polyam, not Poly. Poly has traditionally referred to Polynesian culture, not to Polyamory. Basically, it was that community and culture's word first, so we respect that and don't take it.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Ay, the turtles are out:

🐢 Stop to move them only if you can SAFELY PULL ENTIRELY OFF THE ROAD.

🐢 Grasp the shell firmly.
DO NOT fumble the turtle.

🐢 Move the turtle off the road in the direction it was already heading.

🐢 Then go back to minding your own business.

[Gabrielle A. Smith | she/her @gabrielleasmith]

I’m poly bc sometimes my friends just deserve a lil kiss u know

[Leanne Yau @polyphiliablog]

Way too many people jump into an open relationship because they want to have multiple partners without considering that their partners will ALSO have multiple partners. A lot of people want the first thing - that isn’t new. It’s the second thing that stops them from doing it!

[Leanne Yau @polyphiliablog]

One of the best things you can do for yourself as a polyamorous person is to have polyamorous friends that you are not dating. It’s important to seek support, advice, and community with people who understand you outside of your polycule.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder

[Poly.Land @PolydotLand]

There's too much emphasis on making relationships last -- and not enough focus on making relationships healthy and enjoyable while they last (however long that ends up being).

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[F1NN5TER @F1NN5TER]

On Christmas Day I set up a fund of $50,000 to help trans people in the UK get healthcare and support, I hope this will make a lot of peoples lives better :)

[Structured Success @StructuredSucc]

My heart breaks for every neurodivergent person who's safe foods or same foods are seasonal

[Leanne Yau @polyphiliablog]

Polyamory is going for a meal with one of your partners and immediately wanting to take your other partners to the same restaurant.

[Noah 🐀 @81grumpydog]

Dear PJ: Let me kiss your tiny baby forehead. I’m sad and I need Serotonin.

[Noah 🐀 @81grumpydog]

@NeuroRebel ADHD at 8, then diagnosed as autistic at 19/20

[Hughie Stone Fish @Hughiestonefish]

Your brothers never grabbed your hands and said ‘stop hitting yourself’ over and over again while they relentlessly made you punch yourself and it shows

[22 @theYOUseminar]

Wait, neurotypicals think social rules are *just as important* as moral ones?! That explains a few things...

[Sam 🏳️‍🌈👩🏻‍🦼 @SleepySamReads]

I desperately want more queer disabled rep in books. Give me gay wheelchair users in space. Give me an asexual autistic queen in high fantasy who is a badass and takes no shit. Give me a deaf non binary space commander who’s team has adjusted so wonderfully that they can (1/2)