Jober

Texas a&m / texans

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Jober @826JLO]

Yeah I really want a head football coach who cares how his shit is lined up like Andy Reid or Bill Belichick

[betz @adaptskill]

you can’t be a leader of an organization with this haircut man. You gotta have ppl around you that love you and don’t allow this kind of behavior

[Jober @826JLO]

Has an artist rhymed 9/11 with 6/7 yet? Just seems inevitable

[Jober @826JLO]

@StyxBurner2 @wutizitDaBraidz @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat Is this bait ? Myles Garrett is the current reigning DPOY ….

[Jober @826JLO]

Hulk, Thor, iron man…. Hawkeye

[brandon* @brndxix]

the nfc west is made up of the avengers and a team that’s dealing with a jacoby brissett hold out

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Pubity @pubity]

A never-before-seen owl has been found in the USA.

While snowy owls are known for their white feathers, this owl, nicknamed "Rusty" by locals, has an unexplained reddish-orange appearance.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

[Jober @826JLO]

@jokeexpert @hellspatisserie You forgot about the in ground pool buddy , probably competing for most per capita in this area as well

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[maria @meeyiaa_ow]

My useless fucking chud daughter talking about “i wanna learn how to ride a bike” get on the fucking game and learn doomfist

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I don’t know why this got me so good

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Little disappointing Michael B Jordan won best actor but the guy who played his brother didn’t even get nominated

[iseult @iwtvampire]

ultimately this is my culture

[Jober @826JLO]

PRIME TIME IS A CURSE

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN’s telecast of Sunday’s Texans–Patriots matchup became the most-watched event in ESPN history, dating back to the network’s launch in 1979, with 38 million viewers. The game also ranks as Disney’s most-watched sporting event outside of the Super Bowl across nearly three decades of live sports coverage.

[Jober @826JLO]

@JacobAchorn @LBJamesHarden That’s not true though? Texans had one of the harder SOS in the league which is an objective metric, while patriots literally had the easiest?

We beat bills, jags , 49ers, chargers , all playoff teams

Source https://t.co/K3k5rhq7JM

Another source: https://t.co/XGQIQzltyD

[big ounce @_bigounce]

My life covering for CJ Stroud on the TL