Karen Sarver

Bah humbug

[Karen Sarver @872005]

What the hell are you supposed to look at while getting your tooth repaired?

[Karen Sarver @872005]

Sassy one liner that gives true meaning to quick humor and completely shows you my award winning personality.

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

A little makeup lesson for a friend: Tears do not quench the gleam in your eyes; pallid cheeks are all the more soulful.

[Karen Sarver @872005]

back bitches. #guesswhosback

[Karen Sarver @872005]

le tired.

[Karen Sarver @872005]

balloon boy is not in the balloon! = |

[Karen Sarver @872005]

man, i have been living on junkfood and cigarettes for way too long.

[Karen Sarver @872005]

blah day is full of blah.

[Karen Sarver @872005]

bored on my birthday. wooo! maybe a nap is in order

[Karen Sarver @872005]

is having a problem with her phone

[Karen Sarver @872005]

is in waxahachie

[Karen Sarver @872005]

had an enjoyable day filled with kittens, coffee, and old men wanting to pay for my meals?

[Karen Sarver @872005]

is saddened by the news of her ex-neighbor's suicide. rip.

[Karen Sarver @872005]

blah blah should i go home for a few days or no?

[Karen Sarver @872005]

is sick and just went to another job interview. being delirious helped me get a second interview! woo

[Karen Sarver @872005]

is nervous and has a sore throat

[Karen Sarver @872005]

interview tomorrow!

[Karen Sarver @872005]

hungryyy

[Karen Sarver @872005]

back on twitter, will try to be home by the 4th, depends on job interview.

[Karen Sarver @872005]

got mistakened for a vagrant today..received free burgers.