april

live larp love

[april @888pril]

On the train to get a plane for a holiday that I booked for myself. Surely this must be the levels of anxiety that prehistoric man felt when running away from a sabre tooth tiger

[ceci🪴 @merrychristos]

Here are my Arsenal cheese names

[april @888pril]

I was in my last 9-5 office job for about a year and a half when my brother kept asking if I would be home on X day- I got annoyed and his response was “I didnt know you work a 9-5”

[Koi 🍂⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖⋆ @omadollie]

I genuinely hate my brother so much nd I’ll never stop

[april @888pril]

@bigmanpezza Pure gas getting into my pyjamas after gym tonight 🔥🙏

[april @888pril]

Minimum of £170 to see Oasis at Knebworth? You can fuck off 😭

[Magills @magills_]

An unmasked lesbian walks into a bar. Bartender asks “why the long COVID?”

[april @888pril]

@bigmanpezza I dont use the hand dryer because its loud and I dont like it…

[april @888pril]

Do they make left handed bras

[april @888pril]

ngl i kinda did this

[constans @constans]

Why are there never autistic people where their “autistic obsessive special interest” is learning the norms of social behavior?

[april @888pril]

@sambrandt99 omg i love this

[april @888pril]

@wobbuuu Depending on the conversation or who says it sometimes it does get my attention but around that time of year I get used to it around the middle of the month

[april @888pril]

@comfysani perfect

[april @888pril]

@comfysani How big

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

The tamandua doesn't concern himself with the opinions of lions

[april @888pril]

@aiyanajadee wtf is up with the guys in this reply section

[april @888pril]

If vinted can put the money in my account that quickly then why cant bet365

[april @888pril]

@bigmanpezza Ok thats twin then

[april @888pril]

@bigmanpezza Nah im omw that gang