caramel jack

cultural energy source. village spokesperson. inventor of the irish hello ☘️. CEO @ #BMIV. PhD in philately. weekday airport DJ.

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I might move to Paris to play the accordion

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I’m officially ungoogleable by the best of em

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maybe I don’t really want know how you’re garden grows #lasttweetever

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overheard some guy that had literally never heard of Messi before, and was genuinely impressed that he was considered the best in the world

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just regrettably saw a pic of the daft punk guy without his helmet

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in my odysseus era

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junio—> julio

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mailboxes are funny. you can just drop an envelope into one anywhere in the world, and it finds a way

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what’s your favorite stretch of road

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"most fences are built to fail" alright buddy

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no one's ever whistling when leaving a concert. what's up with that?

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always has been

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there's a lot of life being lived outside these 4 walls of twitter

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@flea333 beautiful show last night. So amazing. Can't stop listening to Lovelovelove - can't believe I had never listened to Helen Burns EP before

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the man who became a genius eating only dark chocolate™

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so el-p is just a cool james corden, correct?

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how big of a dork do you have to be to have a good march madness bracket?

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isn't Banksy just the guy we thought he was 15 years ago

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i was a mcDonalds all-american in my youth. i could supersize upgrade with the best of em