Michele Coleman

People cant change the truth but the truth can change people.

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

Admit it, You only check your voicemail to get rid of that little icon you got tired of seeing.

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

"What's a c-section?"

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

I respect high school dropouts. I mean, who else is going to make my hamburgers?

[Tonya Myers @AksamitNelli]

Rumors: carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by ignorants.

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

Don't you hate when people call your name 20 times..... Then end up saying "NEVERMIND"? Nah, you gon tell me SOMETHING.

[Zelma Link @BalakirskayaMs]

Dammit, this spermicide didn't work at all. My kids are still here and now they won't stop whining about their eyes burning.

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

Kony 2012 - Unable to capture him, yet they are able to take a perfect HD photo of him...

[Miriam Valdez @Efimiy76]

Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I'm just over here like "I love food".

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

"Dad, was there colored TV when you were a kid?"

[Beverly Martinez @khlopovl]

I'll take a McAnything please.

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

"Are you single?" .. "No, I'm plural." .. "No, i meant are you free this Friday?" .. "No, I'm expensive." ;)

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

After 4 or 5 successful movies, you'd think Ethan Hunt would stop referring to his missions as "impossible".

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

Sometimes it takes losing everything you thought you needed, to gain everything you ever wanted

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

The suite life of Zack and Cody: The only show with a smart blonde but a dumb asian.

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

TEXTING 101: (Oh) = Stop talking to me. (K) = I'm done talking. (Whatever) = Screw you. (Fine) = Screw it. (I guess) = I don't give a damn

[Staci Frederick @bulkovamilosla1]

I may look calm but in my head I've killed you more than three times

[Sandra Streets @RqZkhorenkov]

I don't care if you don't like me, I wasn't put on this Earth to please you.

[Shannon Capps @komochkina74]

Dumb phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "Looked And Saw Who It Was And Pressed Ignore" call.