Joaquín “El Luminoso” Quijano

“Falsehood is never in words; it is in things”│Daniel 2:22

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“When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.”

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@Chase_Swartz3 Aside from the double watches and the sorority gal eyebrow raise not bad bro, #respect

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. https://t.co/Ij21tkb3qT

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying.

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@ianmSC Non sequitur comparison - how would this even happen, an illogical draconian scenario.

Two possibilities: (i) natsec slip - would be curious why these are targets or (ii) thinks Nebraskans are dumb and think they’ll cheer at draconian case since they want it to happen…

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@DK_ForCongress If playing mental gymnastics is clear, then sure bro.

I doubt the mongoloid populace of Nebraska cheered in favor of expensive gas over California getting obliterated, though…

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@SteveSkojec Then he should come out and clarify that. Either way, it’s horrible rhetoric - especially the anaphora.

Simplifying your statement “high gas prices > destruction of cities.” But the cities he’s mentioning are the cities his Nebraskan crowd hates… It doesn’t all track

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Guillermo advances

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Has Bruno from DWTS ever spoke while seated #goofy #performative

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@4xCaliban This is a benefit of Mexican Culture, not just taco lineage, but Jámes Bond lineage - exquisitely based

[Jay @TheLobbyistGuy]

The quality of the writing in this article is just tremendous.

This is why I used to read magazines.

AI cannot write like this.

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@BigJohn043 30-50% of LMEs, depending on type & time frame, end up in court.

Super expensive, but some tangible benefits with (i) automatic stay and (ii) contract assumption/rejection which can be super important when trying to right size an enterprise.

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@WestsideLAGuy @DoorDash Bro, yeah these express fees are a scam. Pretty sure some devs exposed this on Reddit a while ago; if anything, they just delay the process of other peoples orders (may get same result on an RV basis, but just stupid nevertheless)

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@JoshPateCFB Don’t think the model is completely “independent” from backwards-looking “rankings.” Notre Dame at 8 is ridiculous when they’re a consensus natty contender. Backwards / forward looking, this team will win it all, models are sometimes wrong…

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Are the ATCs at ORD on fucking meth…

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Gf just told me the green flash is “a man thing” #sigh

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@MT_6226 The stupid is thing about the college admission process is that your “passion” in high school is probably your job post grad, 5% of the time, if that. A lot of this is not by chance, so it lends itself to be an inherently dishonest process…

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Girlfriend just said “COGS, sounds gay”

[Rahul Sidhu @rahul]

Facial rec is for human faces. It identifies a specific person. Faces are not gov-issued for the purpose of public ID. You can’t travel without a face. Someone else can’t drive your face. Multiple ppl can’t be in a face. There is no face Uber. Wearing a face is not a privilege.