Tim Carmody

Devoted husband to @CarmoSteph, dedicated father to Catharine, Colin & Carleigh, committed brother to countless many. What's-his-face/He/Him

[Tim Carmody @8Carmody]

On this spot I met @CarmoSteph, the smartest, most thoughtful & loving person I've ever known. 22 years ago, I happily became her husband.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@RepMTG You’re taking this whole “elect clown, expect a circus” shit pretty literally, huh Marge? 🧐

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Oh, by the way - here is Sarah Sanders and Proud Boy leader Enrique Tarrio.
Ya know, the guy charged with seditious conspiracy and stuff.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

1/ Trump's secy of state Mike Pompeo, who is contemplating a 2024 presidential run, said this last week: "We delivered a peaceful transition on January 6, 2021, exactly as our Constitution requires.”

Seriously. He said it with a straight face.

[Awesome Jimmy Team🇺🇸 everything re ❤#JimmyCarter @peanut_brigade]

Good morning ☕

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

FUN FACT: trump has pleaded the Fifth more times than all other Presidents, living and dead, combined.

[Russel L. Honore' @ltgrusselhonore]

I don’t understand how people of #Florida will comply w @GovRonDeSantis order to have their teenage daughters submit on a App when they have #menstrual cycle . This is some #Hitler level Bull S..t . “ Come on People “ is there anything y’all willing to say No To @MiamiHerald

[Tim Carmody @8Carmody]

@donttrythis saw this on Craigslist & thought: awesome but I have no need for them. Then I thought: I know someone who may have a need for them...

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@RonnyJacksonTX She comes from a wealthy family, married a real estate investor and both she and her husband invested in San Francisco real estate over 40 years ago. FACTS MATTER!

[Tim Carmody @8Carmody]

@donttrythis inspired by my favorite maker's idea to us a hair dryer & cardboard box to help dry paint quicker, I present to you The Gloven! Wishing everyone on the the @testedcom team a very happy holiday!

[John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈 @aravosis]

Since Elon Musk just accused former Twitter CEO @Jack Dorsey of being soft on child sex trafficking, I thought it important to share this article showing that it was Elon who cut Twitter’s child sexual exploitation team.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republican Ron Johnson who celebrated the Fourth of July in Moscow, Russia is very upset this brand new Senate poll out of Wisconsin keeps getting retweeted:

Mandela Barnes 51%
Ron Johnson 44%

[Tim Carmody @8Carmody]

@donttrythis Me: giving an elaborate set of directions to my daughter to find a toll she needs
Daughter: I think it would be easier is just used the staff of Ra

(This is how you know you did something right as a parent!)

[I Dream Of Snoopy @IDreamOfHamill]

@MarkHamill How it began. How it’s going.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Best time of the year. @Wrexham_AFC on Saturdays @Eagles on Sundays. Different towns, same people. ❤️ #FlyEaglesFly #UpTheTown 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Tim Carmody @8Carmody]

@StarWars0nly Call me crazy but is that The Grand Inquisitor in attendance also?!

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

"He has betrayed our national security, and he WILL do so again - you will NOT change him. You cannot constrain him. He is who he is. Truth matters little to him. What's right, matters even less. And decency, matters not at all." - Adam Schiff, first impeachment, 30 months ago

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

News Truth Social has $1.6 Million in outstanding vendor payments the day after Maga's pitching a faux-fit about paying off your debts. Can't make it up.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Why did blue collar workers and farmers have to pay for PPP loan forgiveness for all these a Republican millionaire politicians’ businesses?

[David Lazarus @Davidlaz]

People who accuse Biden of 'vote buying' seem to have forgotten Trump insisting his name be on Covid relief checks