@drewmagary "Or worse, it’s the pump that is just a slightly different shade of red and is actually a barbecue-sauce dispenser. DIABOLICAL."
By "worse," you mean "If you're lucky." Put BBQ on that bacon cheeseburger like a true champion.
In which I pretend to not hate photobooths because I love itsaprocess elsbethpollack and iampepperthedog @ The Falls Event Center https://t.co/3vfzwK4p4R
Stop celebrating fights, win or lose. Wilson is literally 3 games removed from a concussion in the middle of his best season. Would rather see him avoid shots to the head than have to answer some BS code. #Allcaps#CapsPens
Amazed by the patience of @billkonigsberg, @TillieWalden, @Sabina_Writer, Michael Cart, and Abena Hutchful of @ncacensorship to actively look the mindsets that lead to book challenges in the face in the middle of a panel about how book challenges hurt kids. #NCTE18
There is a joke to be made here about developing really amazing curriculum just to spend all your time dealing with and teaching how to stand in a line, but I'm not going to make it. #NCTE18
Big ups to Billy Gerchick for the very novel idea of teaching critical literacy using trading cards. The #mtg nerd is me is giddy with ways to incorporate this into my… https://t.co/FQ16av08gR
Stop with the "If Wilson was on the ice, that doesn't happen" nonsense. If Wilson is out there, more nonsense happens and we likely don't earn 2 points in the standings. #ALLCAPS
When I buy school supplies, I do it like it's going to correct all the things I never had as a kid. "Oh, your teacher wants color-coded folders? You're getting one of every color they have. Teacher wants two packs of sticky notes? Here's two cases."
Forget Myers-Briggs and star signs, your essential nature is revealed by the coupons that print after your receipt at Walgreens. Pretty or not, That shit is true.
This presentation highlighted one of the biggest issues with generating collaboration in the classroom - bridging the gap between the expertise in content level in a mixed group before inviting collaboration. #stopcollaborateandlisten#iste18
Nifty Microsoft vending machine at #ISTE18 is currently winning the "most innovative way to give out your conference swag" prize #MicrosoftEDU#BBCLearning825
Late pass on this, but packing Orpik with such a tempting guy like Grubi is why I trust McLellan so much right now. Great move and Grubi has earned that show me something contract he just signed. #ALLCAPS
Dominaria looks incredibly fun, but nothing is as cool as @wizards_magic finally switching to the singular they/their. Inclusivity has been one of their biggest wins lately.
I would respect @wizards_magic so much more if they admitted these unbans were just to move packs instead of pretending they know modern well enough to know our care about how badly Jace will break the format.