Tom Kalos

Bio - No room for that. Wait for the book. By popular demand, I will not be releasing the album I wrote in quarantine. #FinsUp

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

Can you believe it has been 130 years since the first modern Olympic Games? ✨

From memorable stories to legendary athletes... #Athens1896 will always have a special place in our hearts. 🇬🇷

#Olympics

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@KITKAT Goodfellas part 2? I hope Joe Pesci is driving the truck!!! #FunnyHow? 🤡

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!

HAPPY #OPENINGNIGHT ! #BLUEJAYS50

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@KeeganMatheson I heard @sidseixeiroshow is pulling that curtain off.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

RIP Chick Norris:

FACTS about Chuck Norris:

1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups…
He pushes the Earth down.

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2.When Chuck Norris enters a room,
he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off.

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3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.

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4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

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5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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6.There is no theory of evolution…
just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.

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8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
You know what happened to them.

[MLB @MLB]

We’re celebrating Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s birthday with a giveaway 🥳

Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Bowman’s Best card!

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@MLB Champ!! 💪⚾️

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@KeeganMatheson

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

Greece are in the house! 🇬🇷🙌

The home of the Ancient Olympics, represented here at #MilanoCortina2026.

#OpeningCeremony

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

O Canada! 🍁 One of the largest delegations at these Games.

Which of their athletes are you looking forward to seeing in action at #MilanoCortina2026?

#OpeningCeremony

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Catherine O'Hara has just passed away. I am in shock. This hit me like a load of bricks. How is this possible? She just rocked The Studio. She was just so amazing. We just lost an icon. I don’t even have the words. #RIP

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@JohnnyGiunta_ He buy the actual coffee machine?? lol

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@gerrydee Vlad’s dad would be cool too!

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@FaizalKhamisa Game 6 will be fine as well. I’m sure the parade graphics pics will be impeccable too!! ⚾️💪

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@MagicJohnson

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Vladdy Jr. and Shohei both knew immediately 😲

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@Cabbie @NewEraCanada Varsho! 💪⚾️

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@MLB @budweiserusa 💪⚾️ 👀 #HitTheBuds #BlueJays

[Tom Kalos @8anasy]

@RobWong34 And buy new batteries for the VCR remote control!