GENAROS

GENAROS IS LIFE! GENAROS IS GREAT! GENAROS CARES NOT FOR YOUR FEELINGS! HE WILL CRUSH YOU BENEATH HIS HOOVES IN LOVE! HAIL GENAROS, BACONLORD AND MURDERER!

[GENAROS @8caster]

@Timcast Real talk here! I actually don't have enough information. I don't know what kind of connector that the fiber end has, or if you have a media converter or anything else like that. Than there's if stuff is configured correctly.

But seriously, they need to fix that.

[GENAROS @8caster]

MORTALS SHOULD BE CAREFUL TO NOT PROVOKE A POWERFUL SLEEPING BEAST.

YOU MAY WOUND IT, BUT IF YOU DO NOT KILL IT WHILE IT IS SLEEPING, WHEN IT AWAKES YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO IT'S WRATH.

AND THE SCARS YOU LEAVE? IT WILL NEVER FORGET, AND FOREVER SEEK VENGENCE.

[GENAROS @8caster]

THE ALIGNMENT OF THE STARS.

4.

AN ILLUSION CONCEALING A LIE, HIDING THE TRUTH WHICH IS SHIELDING A GREAT TRUTH.

[GENAROS @8caster]

IT ENDS AS IT BEGAN.

IT BEGINS AS IT ENDS.

THE SPIRAL CONTINUES.

[GENAROS @8caster]

THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS WINNING, IS STILL EVIL WINNING.

REMEMBER THAT, MORTALS!

[GENAROS @8caster]

GENAROS IS GONNA LOVE IT WHEN THOSE WHO THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A PROBLEM NOW ARE GOING TO REALIZE THAT NOT ONLY WAS IT NOT NEARLY AS BIG OF A MOUNTAIN AS THEY MADE IT OUT TO BE, BUT THAT THEY MADE THE MOLEHILL THAT WAS ONCE A MOUNTAIN INTO A MOUNTAIN ONCE AGAIN!

[GENAROS @8caster]

GENAROS FINDS THIS CYCLE HILARIOUS. PLEASE DO CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN ME!

[GENAROS @8caster]

IMAGINE WANTING TO DUNK ON SOMEBODY SO BAD THAT YOU HAVE TO CREATE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED STATEMENTS WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO EVIDENCE BACKING IT UP IN THE HOPES THAT YOU STRIKE THE MAGIC .00004% CHANCE OF BEING RIGHT, WHEN ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HAPPENING IS PLAUSIBLE.

[GENAROS @8caster]

GENAROS FINDS THE AMOUNT OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES POPPING UP ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

[GENAROS @8caster]

AS A REMINDER TO PATHETIC MORTALS, YOU SHOULD NOT BE SO FOCUSED ON WINNING A FRUITLESS BATTLE THAT YOU END UP LOSING YOUR TINY, LAUGHABLE WAR.

[GENAROS @8caster]

AHHH. YET AGAIN, THE MORTAL SCIENTIST ASKED IF THEY COULD, RATHER THAN ASKING IF THEY SHOULD.

[GENAROS @8caster]

PREPARE.

[GENAROS @8caster]

@SAMN0SE GENAROS HAS STOPPED CRUSHING PATHETIC MORTALS FOR A FEW MOMENTS TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

NORMAL PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED.

[GENAROS @8caster]

@AITA_reddit GENAROS WILL ADD ONE THING.

NO THOSE ARE NOT HUGE WORDS, BUT ALSO NOT COMMONLY USED. IF SHE ONLY KNEW THESE WORDS AFTER THE BATHROOM BREAK, GENAROS WOULD ALSO BE SUSPICIOUS!

WHAT MORTALS SEEM TO FORGET IS THAT ANYONE IS CAPABLE OF DECEPTION.

[GENAROS @8caster]

@AITA_reddit IN GENAROS'S EXPERIENCE, NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS USUALLY HAVE BAD GRAMMAR, BUT USUALLY HAVE A BASIC GRASP OF THE WORDS. HOWEVER, GENAROS DOES NOT EXPECT THEM TO KNOW WHAT FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION MEANS.

NOT ENOUGH INFO, I'LL PASS ON CRUSHING THIS PATHETIC MORTAL!

[GENAROS @8caster]

@honeybadger_90 @SAMN0SE BUT DOES HE DRINK THE BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES AS HE CRUSHES THEIR BROKEN BODIES BENEATH HIS FEET, BURNING DOWN THEIR PATHETIC VILLAGES AS HE BATHES IN THEIR SCREAMS OF TERROR AND DESPERATION!?!?

[GENAROS @8caster]

@olivercampbell YES OLIVER, FEEL THE RAGE BUILD UP WITHIN YOU, AND HARNESS ALL OF YOUR POWERS AND ENERGIES TO DESTROY ALL OF YOUR FOES! POLITICAL POLLSTERS WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM! CRUSH THEM ALL!

[GENAROS @8caster]

@JonDavidSchmig @ericmcclung @RepDanCrenshaw @daveweigel I KNOW, RIGHT? WE ALL KNOW THAT ALL OF THOSE BUSINESSES WERE DOING INSURANCE FRAUD. I, GENAROS, DESTROYER OF THE ILLUSION OF PEACE, KNOW ALL OF THESE TRI--WHAT IS THAT MY MINION? A MESSAGE? GIVE IT HERE!

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

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