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ohhh fine just a bit of brainrot wouldn’t hurt

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@sadreturns This pales in comparison to having a last name nobody knows how to spell or pronounce

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@dumbidot1 Don’t you understand that this makes it more believable

[Hengist @hengistloves]

I've spent the vast majority of my life alone and I don't really care

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enslave the masses now

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[Chris Ward @MasterWambo]

Not only do we not live in cyberpunk, but cyberpunk will never happen for the exact reason it's such an alluring setting: The downtrodden underclass are never going to become super high agency computer wiz genius street samurai warriors, hacking into corpo supercomputers and committing acts of terrorism against THE MAN. They're actually just going to be fat degen gooners and addicts, outsourcing all cognitive function (and gambling action) to machines, eating kool-aid pineapple and sharing AI videos of African kids doing autobody work with brick and mortar. "Oh my God, can you believe this!?” And they'll drink fabric dye elixirs because their penis doesn't work, and shop at Walmart and traffic in novel hybrids of conspiracy theory on the techno-occult app.

The great conceit of cyberpunk is that it assumes most people are transhumanists at heart. That they're incredibly savvy and talented, and they'd all do so well if THE MAN just got out of their way and let them upgrade. As it turns out, people can't even handle the internet. They could barely handle the television. The camera has stricken them in hypnosis, reorienting their gaze to see things for it rather than themselves. Ubiquitous access to food has destroyed their bodies. All communication now routed through a sensory deprivation box, and suddenly they want to end their life. There will be no laser katanas.

The pioneering writers of the genre always assumed, like many people still do today, that technological pessimism relies on a corrupted design. There was nothing essential about it. The revealed dilemma is that man interacting with highly optimized systems doesn't need to be coerced into dysfunction much at all. We can do bad all by ourselves. You merely have to leave too much kibble in the bowl.

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@MasterWambo Perhaps the realest post ever posted

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@culturedgrug69 DBZ fucking rules and mexicans will never take that away from me

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@pmoneyy666 xitter subhumans will read infinite jest and go right to hinge to berate normal people

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@jarlhaesteinn @Verai3ty It’s all projection. To them there has to be an outside reason their grandma called them fat when they weighed 95 pounds

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@wokestalinism Props for not locking replies

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@dxrnell He’s right

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@cherutLmoledet Are you single

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@AlboranNomad They have the most valid reason to be lesbians tbh

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@Punished_FZ Commies want to kill you and your entire family but also think you need to be nice and fair with them all the time

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@Aleksandros_Cri She is gorgeous though. I deserve a Jewish goddess that looks exactly like this

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@sadreturns It is total cancer and 98% of letterboxd users need to be slaughtered but sometimes you read a review just gemmy enough to get you to not delete your entire account

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@laughNsext @CrackaSlayer6 @cooldrast That is a fair inference. I was replying to the claim that “crackas are the symbol of incest” while I’m willing to bet Pakistan has a higher inbreeding rate than the rest of the world combined.

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@laughNsext @CrackaSlayer6 @cooldrast That’s great, I don’t recall mentioning blacks though

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@laughNsext @CrackaSlayer6 @cooldrast Arabs are white as we all know