Nates

Chillin'

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

Potentially the greatest video of all time

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Manchester City superstar Erling Haaland was NOT having it when rival Man United & Arsenal fans kept TRASH-TALKING him & calling him LAZY to Youtuber John Nellis so Haaland confronted them and they all instantly switched up 💀🤣👀

“He doesn’t strike me as a man that got punch power… If I get a sweep onto the nose, he’s toast”

“He’s a bit of a melter”

“He doesn’t have to run a lot, maybe a few sprints… I much prefer athletic players… I’d go for Haaland as laziest in the league.”

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Gordon and Trent during El Classico

[L @Iewdawg]

chelsea free for 3 months

[🐾 @elsdawg]

Delap plays like he’s a pitch invader

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

19/05/12 📆

A night forever etched in our history. ✨

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

finally someone speaking absolute facts about Arsenal’s rugby corners and the refereeing standards. @jamesallcott 👏

[The Galacticos @RmadridElRey]

Fede Valverde when his wife sneezes and he hears “ eh tchou 🤧”

[adidas @adidas]

In this Backyard, it’s “win or go home,” and this crew hasn’t left since the 90's.

Where there’s a pitch, there’s a legend.

#YouGotThis

[Patty @pattyalttman]

“hmm drogba and lampard seems like cool players, maybe i should start supporting…”

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

👊 Welcome to Wembley!

[Connor Holden @ConnorHolden00]

People will take the piss with this but it’s bang on, a clear issue.

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨 Marcel Desailly:

"Chelsea need first choice internationals. OK, there’s Enzo Fernández. But you have a goalkeeper who is on and off. They have a decent defence but they need experience, international starters – Wesley Fofana isn’t starting for France. The same at centre-forward – they need a renowned international striker who can identify those key moments when the team needs a bit of individual brilliance to make the difference. At the moment they’re expecting Fernández, who is meant to play close to Moisés Caicedo to protect the defensive block, to also be part of the attack in order to cover if a young player like Cole Palmer makes a mistake. He is overworked – and not just occasionally but all the time. And that creates creative chaos in the Chelsea team."

(@GFFN) #CFC

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

can i really judge white people for saying chai tea and naan bread when i say "okay, theek hai" on a daily basis

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.