fictional character

based on a true story

[fictional character @underpaint]

Funny how i birthed so many sons with no ovaries

[fictional character @underpaint]

Burst out laughing thinking about kawhi leonard’s laugh

[ܼ @nrcoste]

El pH de una vagina es tan ácido que puede llegar a disolver por completo un grupo de amigos.

[fictional character @underpaint]

She asked me if im a nail tech??? Wat dat mean

[fictional character @underpaint]

Hope u lot r studying hard cus imma need the big 3 employees (doctor, engineer, pilot) soon

[zey @nameiszeynep]

22 ile 25 yaş arasında assla 3 yıl yok, bunu anlatacak kadar mecalim yok ama zamanla anlarsınız.

[fictional character @underpaint]

That shit small shit fool i dont know no follow

[fictional character @underpaint]

Ok excuse me mr bill collector i got problems

[fictional character @underpaint]

There’s been one time in my life i didn’t buy a jacket i liked and it keeps me up at night

[fictional character @underpaint]

Exactly

[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China

[fictional character @underpaint]

How cud u shit on me u aint got shit on me

[fictional character @underpaint]

I’m capital p for real

[fictional character @underpaint]

Time to start your day bruh

[fictional character @underpaint]

U still cant name me one man

[fictional character @underpaint]

How do i tell this girl to stop bringing her fucking dog everywhere

[ven @rv0ln]

Ik i ghosted u but that pic u posted kinda fire.. wyd..

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

The thing about being considerate is you notice how largely inconsiderate most ppl are

[fictional character @underpaint]

Dont hop on it now stay over yonder

[fictional character @underpaint]

Somebody stop me

[Moski @barz999]

I wont even tap a bitch phone to check the time