VII MMXXVI

there’s no bamboo, there’s no spoon

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

the vulture’s a patient bird

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

taiga😂😭

[23 @sinatraxxiii]

On July 26, in particular, I repeatedly told her to stop while she continued attempting to initiate sexual contact. I found that experience deeply uncomfortable because I wasn't in the mood for such. She continued to harass me sexually and apologised later when she got home.

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

@santa_bbs

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

@misery_xyzz omo read the article, people get mind 🤣

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

crazy stuff

['Fisayo Soyombo @fisayosoyombo]

“Make sure you don’t sleep,” one trafficker belted out. “If you sleep, you fall off. And if you fall off, you die!”

Part 1 of my latest investigation for @fijnigeria.

UNDERCOVER: Europe Through the Sahara Desert and the Mediterranean Sea (I) https://t.co/EfKYGPGz5t

[bone @boneGPT]

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"

You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.

One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.

A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?

"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.

My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.

"The social disruption will be enormous!"

Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.

Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?

A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.

Accelerate.

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

@Engr_choco preach big bro

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

😂😭

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

"I'm not always online & I hardly chat"

After I knack you we go see who really dy hardly chat.

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

“someone somewhere has it worse”

if you don’t get the entire fuck out of my face

[kite @jpegkite]

You know when you’re down so much money so you genuinely just start coping about how you’re still young and healthy or some bullshit

[VII MMXXVI @8ofpentacles25]

lmao

[The Inner Circle Trader @I_Am_The_ICT]

You probably wish you didn't trade today, too...

[X @Xouy17]

Enjoy ur time with me..i like to disappear.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Straight up God doesn’t like it when you’re a pussy

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You fit show me a taste of my own medicine make e dey taste like vitamin C for my mouth

[ً @artfuIchaos]

If i had the mindset I have now, I wouldn’t have made those mistakes. but if I hadn’t made those mistakes, I wouldn’t have the mindset i have now.

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

no more psycho analyzing. i actually dgaf what’s wrong w you just get it the fuck away from me

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

A nigga like me wasn't meant to be average

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[josh @langranglerr]

It’s insane what living in a rural area will have you fucking

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

That cool dude that minds his business that you admire probably smokes weed