reilly

hi fbi

[mads @m4dder4ll]

Sorry baby. Mommy needs to go to vegas and play the wheel of fortune slot machines at the bellagio to provide a life for you

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[jovan @ehjovan]

i think if you ask “grok is this true” they should take you out behind a walmart supercenter and shoot you between the eyes

[reilly @8onner]

@abbeyleonard_ so true

[Nick @NickZararis]

Me after a single sip of alcohol hanging out with my friends

[reilly @8onner]

@guccigrace69 how you see the world after you remember what you were gonna look up

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Be careful of this Uber driver. She just called me fat and dropped me off in the middle of Montauk Highway.

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Billions of dollars have been spent trying and failing to achieve something I do every morning with a smartphone and a train

[Matías @maticaps]

She was never not gagged

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

Day drinking on adderall > having a job

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

hanging out with your friends is kinda the whole point of life tbh

[Jairo I. Fúnez-Flores @Jairo_I_Funez]

The Onion 2014 vs. New York Times 2023

[reilly @8onner]

@guccigrace69 i have your lock screen engrained in my long term memory

[postmodern joan of arc @postnuclearjoan]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating