R.N.White

X-ray tech, home brewer, wannabe chef, foodie, photography enthusiast, and billy goat herder . I dig music. Instagram: rnwhite8

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

@angelbw Actually 2pm. THIS time...

[Atmos Coffee @atmoscoffee]

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[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

Don't sweat the petty things,
And don't pet the sweaty things.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

"Why don't you just go out, and kick some orphans"

-Simon Mujumbar about his competitors sabotaging his attempt to win his charity money.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

Got to see this guy again. Our third time. Always amazing. Always so gracious to his fans. Thank you Alton!

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

Lol waterbeds.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

Just found my jock jams original cd. Not sure if y'all ready for this.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

Don't wonder whether or not you make a difference.

Wonder what kind of difference you make.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

When I'm prepping to cook, I sing "mise en place" to the tune of "everything in its right place" by radio head, so yeah. I'm not cool.

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

*phone rings*

Meh, if it's so important, they'll leave a message.

*voicemail notification*

Meh, if it's so important, they'll text.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

I always thought it would be funny to teach a dog to do the worm scrape.

Probably not my own though.

[Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy]

Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

It's hard to say dishwasher without feeling a little like I'm imitating Sean Connery.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

Thank you @altonbrown for an amazing show, and taking time for your fans afterward!

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

#altonbrownlive

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

If Marty McFly and Doc Brown ever release a comedy CD, I bet they would call it...

One point 21 giggle watts.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

Thank goodness for men's skinny jeans.

More man leg is just what this country has been missing.

[R.N.White @8rnwhite8]

The only reason to EVER zoom in on a phone that doesn't have optical zoom, is because you want to more accurately adjust the focus.