bananafanafofisa

My mind is the live studio audience forced to think I'm hilarious...forever. I’m mediocre at ukulele but very good at crying. Birds are my new thing. she/her

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

If you’re wondering how close I fell from the tree…my 70-year-old mom has zero travel plans but is panic-renewing her passport now so she “doesn’t get stuck with the one with Trump’s busted face on it.”

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

*Tries to fold fitted sheet one million times with no success*

*Watches YouTube video tutorial*

Ahhhh, okay I got it now…

*Tries to fold fitted sheet one million times with no success*

*Watches YouTube video tutorial*

Ahhhh, okay I got it now…

*Tries to fold fitted sh—-

[JUDE RAW @raw_jude]

having an out of money experience

[Jeffrey Luscombe @JeffreyLuscombe]

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

[bug 🍊 @bug_socks]

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

[rachel is cringe @rickit]

when people read my tweets

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

@Rahll @krassenstein This is outstanding 🤣

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe

[B O G ~ D W E L L E R @real_bogdweller]

terrifying to think that with a suitable covering of synthetic skin, these machines could convincingly pass for any number of US senators and congress members

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How long it takes me to accomplish one simple task.

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

Wait…is this feeling I’m feeling h-hope!? 💙🩵💙

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

@whatsJo Jo this may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read 🤣❤️

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Know your rights, Illinois.

Stay safe and stay informed.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

“How do you know them?”

We go to Twitter together

[erika @yeeeerika]

if bagels can have everything so can i

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

@ANMPH And it’s still true! 😝 Thanks! Hope you’re well!