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[umtbec @8rudym8]

"I struck the fuck out and then I came back swingin' "

[NeoGameSpark @NeoGameSpark]

Still one of the funniest things I’ve seen.

[ally @missmayn]

vegas is proof that the literal fucking mob understands consumer discretionary economics better than private equity dorks.

[ayala 2.3.1 🎃👻🩻☠️ @crashoutayala]

Jesus fucking Christ I’m glad Tiffany is moving and responsive right now

[ღ @stfnigg]

“250 word essay” “what to right” yeah time to hit the oil rig nigga

[ISK @IyegereS]

The only child star who grew up to be a normal adult

[Max Twain @MaxTwain24]

The tuition rates at A’ja Wilson’s private school:

•Preschool): $13,260
•Kindergarten: $19,065
•Grades 1–4: $22,550
•Grades 5–8: $24,145
•Grades 9–12: $25,525

[Dale Gribble (UGA Fan) @JawjaBoy2002]

Imagine being shocked that a country singer from Alabama likes to hunt.

[Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung]

GG

[Ben Simmons is just a tall Rondo @yourteamaintsht]

Lmao quicker reaction to a Fortnite player than the Epstein files STILL, btw.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

This who niggas was getting life advice from btw

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Harold & Kumar 4 is officially in the works

John Cho and Kal Penn will return and the movie will likely have to tackle the fact that weed is now legal

(via @Variety)

[Dicteta @miriodere]

I'm not sure San Jose is even the 8th best city in california

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is strange.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

It's always the people you most expect

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Now imagine the amount of meat he would get from a married cow.

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

The NFL is now threatening to pull Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair from games if he continues to wear eye black in support of Palestine.

Never forget, they allowed Vikings kicker Greg Joseph to wear Israel cleats on the field, and actively promoted his campaign to donate money to Israel for every successful field goal.

[Andre 3004 @Blackkout__]

The illiterate boxer with CTE who has blown through his money is now grifting for Trump. Color me shocked.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Buying drugs from a dealer on the corner is probably safer than buying groceries from the supermarket.

[Alex🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

Same league that held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Russia just bombed the U.S. embassy in Ukraine.