Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
Mom: *nudges* could’ve been you
Business major: *sigh*
Flight attendant: does anybody here know how to use Course Hero or Chegg?
Business major: ITS HAPPENING ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
this won't stop a dedicated attacker/threat in anyway. spend the money to get a high voltage taser or, if comfortable carry a firearm. if you need guidance on classes to teach about concealed carry i can name at least 10 in AK, some specifically for females.
Former President Obama to young people: “This idea of purity and you're never compromised and you're politically woke, and all that stuff — you should get over that quickly”
Obama goes on to slam people who engage in cancel culture and who look to create constant online outrage