laney

hi my name is Laney and I’m friendly

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

cult members are victims unless u we're believing a random woman was god and she was receiving directions directly from robin williams... like that's actually kind of on u sorry

[Mammoth Cave NP @MammothCaveNP]

View of the solar eclipse from inside Mammoth Cave.
October 14, 2023.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/CmsoYVQxyP

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Soulmate Dropped For New, Better Soulmate https://t.co/kxlgQ66Xma

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Discount stores should be places where straight guys can walk around naked without fear of some gay guy seeing his penis." https://t.co/YW0trOv79R

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

STOP bringing your kids to the library to have a drag queen read them a book
START bringing them to touch dead bodies at a church

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me.
I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

When I die, don’t look for me in the sunsets..
I’ll be chasing you up the stairs after you turn the lights off

[edie @rusticfem]

Rape as a crime is so fundamentally different. There can be loose justifications for other crimes, like poverty; even murder can be accidental or in self defense. There has never been & will never be a situation that necessitates or accidentally causes rape. The answer is no.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

most of the people in the world think johnny cash is a huge badass and all of his sonmgs are like "i am so so scared"

[UN Women @UN_Women]

Today is International Day of Zero Tolerance for Female Genital Mutilation.

It's a moment to lead change wherever we have influence, fund intervention, demand accountability and listen to the voices of girls & young women.

#EndFGM

[gigi @420insidejob]

why would i have kids when i can just adopt a highway

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your sunday afternoon creeping sense of dread for the week ahead