1990s Time Traveler

A time-traveling teenager from the 1990s, lost in the futuristic wilderness of 2025. Let’s play Sega.

[1990s Time Traveler @90sTimeTraveler]

Friday night, time to fax my pizza delivery order to the local Domino’s.

[1990s Time Traveler @90sTimeTraveler]

*looks around at everything in the world after 2002*

“I disagree.”

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

There are kids in Africa who will never experience childhood diabetes. Finish that Big Mac, young man.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

My friend put an apple on his head in a testament to my aim. With expert precision, I hit him with my car.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

I don't feel like kicking the can down the road. I'll do it later.

[1990s Time Traveler @90sTimeTraveler]

In the 90s we celebrated America’s birthday with Zima and Zubaz.

[JaxEsq ⚖️ ⸆⸉ @THEJaxEsq]

My feed is entirely posts about Taylor Swift’s wedding and jokes about Mitch McConnell, and baby that’s more American than apple pie.

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Falling asleep on the couch before bed is called a nappitizer.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

We don’t want data centers. We want free standing Pizza Hut restaurants with a lunch buffet again.

[Hanging with the raisin girls @TheHappySlut1]

I like to sneak out on my balcony and inhale my neighbors cigarette smoke like I’m at a 90s kegger

[1990s Time Traveler @90sTimeTraveler]

Today I had to explain to a young chap what the “M” in MTV stood for — because how would he know?

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

"I'm not upset, I don't even care"

*writes 5 paragraphs explaining why*

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

If Barracuda by Heart is playing, you should be allowed to drive whatever speed you want

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

The grocery store will randomly throw on an 80’s banger you completely forgot existed.

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I never delete messages…. Just in case someone wanna lie about May 2nd, 1858

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

No one says, "Ewwwwwww, gag me with a spoon", anymore. I'm bringing it back!

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

If I already have diarrhea, I’ll go and eat Taco Bell because you can’t get diarrhea twice at the same time.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I'm always the third-coolest person in any group. I had it checked by a doctor.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

I can handle a lot of things… but someone trying to have a conversation in the morning is not one of them.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

You'd be a lot less angry if you fixed your posture.