Those that did 9-11 must be held accountable. 9/11 was their masterpiece of impunity. Now every elitist gets roasted—no ties required, no one escapes the burn.
On April 24, 1952, a Nike missile successfully intercepted and completely destroyed in mid-air a remotely controlled QB-17 bomber high over White Sands. WSMR IGOR tracking telescope operator Joe Marlin photographed the intercept and won the 1955 Ernie Pyle Award for outstanding still photography in support of national security.🤘😎
7/7 We have achieved the impossible — total victory that is simultaneously complete and perpetually forthcoming. A masterstroke of ambiguity wrapped in bravado, served with a side of $120/barrel regret. Let the surges continue! Let the prices soar! — Donald the Eternal, etc., etc.
6/7 Behold the sublime paradox: Iran is already demolished… yet the real fireworks are barely lit. More phases incoming, like sequels nobody asked for. This is winning so hard it circles back around to looking suspiciously like chaos.
5/7 That oil, having rocketed past $90 and flirting shamelessly with triple digits, is merely a temporary tax on the weak-willed. It shall crash gloriously the instant victory is proclaimed — probably right after the last Iranian warship finishes sinking for the second time this week.
3/7 Therefore the Persian pestilence shall grovel in unconditional surrender forthwith… or at least pretend to while secretly reloading their antique Scuds behind the rubble. No negotiations. No ceasefires. Only flowers and a fruit basket labeled “From Your New Best Friends.”