Shadab Khan

बावरा मन मेरा, अपना ही धुन मैं चला।

[Dan Martin @Dan_Martin]

How very British 😂

“The train carrying Andy Burnham arriving into Euston now. It's about 19 minutes late, so that technically would allow Mr Burnham to do Delay Repay.”

@jonkay01 #keirstarmer #starmer #andyburnham #burnham

[Yv sharma @tracopotostic]

Puri movie on location shoot ki, sabse important gaana green screen pe😭😭

[ahghbfgfc @hcvwarrior]

aragchi saab past month

[Hussain Haidry @hussainhaidry]

Ye nazm Hindustan ki jalaayi hui masjidon ki deewaaron par likhne ke liye muft hai. Ye nazm ehtijaaj ke naare lagaane waalon ke liye tohfa hai.

Ye nazm ameer-zaado ke mahalon mein showpiece ki tarah latkaane ke liye nahin hai.

Anita Dube ki ye chori darasal zahan ki loot hai.

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

My Rajdeep Sardesai take.

I love Ahmedabad for its Khaman at Das Khaman. I love the mutton samosas at Bera. The dal gosht at New Irani Cafe is heavenly, as i sop it up with bun maska. Superb chai at Lucky tea stall. Sometimes, I even splurge on the Gujarati Thali at Agashiye in the House of MG. I always carry back some Lachko Mohanthal from the airport outlet of Kandoi Bhogilal Mulchand Sweets. Point is, the term "na khaunga, na khaane dunga" is not easy to follow in Ahmedabad, the city of delicious eats. Our officials should indulge in these delicacies, and not eat money as bribes. Food for thought. Shubh raatri.

[rants @rantspakistani]

PIA employee: You need to pay for the extra luggage

Zakir Naik: PIA terms and conditions chapter number 5 paragraph 3 verse number 25...

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

Lololol

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

When will this happen in corporate India? I worked in corporate 5 years ago, and till then an openly right wing modi supporter would be seen as a nutjob.

[Imtiaz Jaleel @imtiaz_jaleel]

Madam, I was the sitting MP of Aurangabad. INDIA alliance with 3 parties coming together secured 2,93,450 votes.

I secured 3,41,480 votes. Using this dumb logic of yours, you have technically been my vote cutter.

I would have happily campaigned for the INDIA alliance if you did justice with the Muslims of Maharashtra. You could've given 1 ticket to a Muslim.

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

Celebrate in the Sardar Patel Institute of Technology in Mumbai. One of your alums has bowled a tremendous super over against Pakistan.

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

I guess it’s not a commercial issue rather a regulation issue. You don’t require billT/e-way bill to transfer goods by hand cart/ Animal cart. Almost all of these shop owners in SoBo can afford a hydraulic wheeled loader but just to avoid eway bill they use these carts.

[anand mahindra @anandmahindra]

A retired colleague, Commodore Mike Bhada, sent me a thoughtful suggestion after seeing these hardworking hand cart operators while on his daily commute through central Mumbai:

“I was wondering if there was some way of easing this burden by retrofitting an inexpensive battery-operated motor, just enough to give traction to the wheels. The hand-cart operator would then just have to steer/guide it and not push/pull the cart. I fully appreciate the ramifications of this exercise from the technical as well as the operational & institutional aspects but imagine the relief we will render to this segment of our labor force.”

It is ironic that even as we sent crafts to the moon & develop sophisticated EVs for our expressways, that these manual carts are still necessary to negotiate the narrow alleys & by-lanes of our teeming cities.

Mike, compliments on your empathy.

I suspect that motorising these would not be a commercial initiative, but if students at our technical institutes develop a compact and inexpensive device to make the lives of these workers easier, then corporates could disseminate these through CSR.

Any other ideas?

[Kiyan Sobhani @KiyanSo]

This is not a tweet I'd like to write, but I'm asking for help.

Om Arvind's family has contacted me asking if I have heard from him as he has gone missing for one week now. I have tried contacting him through various channels and have heard nothing. His family have asked if I can broadcast this in hopes that someone online has heard from him. I know that Om has a lot of friends on this app, especially in the football tactics world. If any of you have seen him / talked to him, please reach out and amplify this.

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

Simple, govt buys few MLAs with the tax money and then MLAs buys a new Fortuner with that money. Govt gets its money back to buy MLAs in another state, cycle repeats. Looks like a very successful ponzi scheme

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

@NumanTabrez @iNatashaSingh @ShirleySetia Arey mere bhai vapas ye line mei agaye aap?

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

WTF

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

@umairjaswal shahab sabke muh pe ek khoobsurat sa gaana phenk ke maaro😥

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

Saw 12th Fail. The damage done by IIT Kharagpur and TVF on Bollywood is irreparable

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

@Rousso__ So that I can dream of living in Mumbai

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

City I dislike: Mumbai
City I think is overrated: Mumbai
City I like: Mumbai
City I love: Mumbai
City I feel most myself in: Mumbai
City I still need to visit: Mumbai
City I dream of living in: Mumbai

[Karthik S @karthiks]

City I dislike: Chennai
City I think is overrated: Singapore
City I like: London
City I love: Barcelona
City I feel most myself in: Bangalore
City I still need to visit: SF
City I dream of living in: _____

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

@TheGoanBeardo BC allot hua tujhe?

[Shadab Khan @9126Shadab]

Garam Masal-Gurgaon edition