Arsalaan 🇵🇸

im full of whimsy and joy (lies)

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

november had range ✨

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

americans figuring out the concept of consequence in real time.

[lynz @lynziekate]

ALSO, why does a red card take you out of FUTURE MATCHES???

[د @cuunhas]

the scariest part about these comments is partey did not even have a cult following like this until the allegations surfaced and he was charged with r@pe. like men are going out of their way to idolize and support him solely because he is a sex offender

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

we need to start boiling these mfs with the water they need for their ai data centres

[TVP @Theveripost]

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says human water consumption is limiting Al's potential

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

@yoongienthusias HAPPY BIRTHDAY ✨

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

@dishinterestedd HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ✨

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

This only means one thing in Korea.

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

When the hotel gets your laundry mixed up 😅

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

GULAB JAMUN

[Zach @zjfrank13]

So there’s this 7th letter of the alphabet

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

making a letterboxd list for “bollywood films that couldve been a reel” and adding this along with 20 others from the last decade alone.

[Shivani @_Shivkivani]

Me and my bestie after any minor inconvenience 😅
#Cocktail2

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

@jhumkawali Fuck this looks terrifying. I hope everyone is okay there. Keeping you guys in prayers!!

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

I will smoke an entire pack to honor the french if they save football tonight i am so serious!

[mid @greend1sk]

got a hard on watching modi getting humiliated on international tv call that a norwegian wood

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

more countries need to heckle him like this. Maybe that way he will stay back in the country during a crisis.

[arvi @arvindhishappy]

The last time this man was interviewed, he behaved like gen AI. Drank lots of water and gave wrong answers.

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

ykw valid. A good hair day can give you life altering perspectives.

[The Tatva @thetatvaindia]

🚨Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist sent to India from Pakistan to build sleeper cells instead got a hair transplant surgery in Srinagar and paused his mission after his perspective changed upon entering Kashmir

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

@ANI

[naina @shutupnaina]

when modiji said ‘atmanirbhar’, he actually meant apna apna dekhlo

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

ye rajnath singh kitna vella hai kisi se bhi milta hai

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Met Defence Minister Shri @rajnathsingh ji in Delhi today. Conveyed my greetings and congratulations over the success of #OperationSindoor.

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

18 year old picasso giving priyanshu chatterjee from tum bin iykyk

[Impressions @impression_ists]

Picasso’s self-portraits

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

Salman Habib in Spain after he left farhan akhtar back home

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

@bsenvril Take away every single muslim from Uttar pradesh and you’re still left with bare bones infrastructure, unbearable climate and a moron as a chief minister who won’t even have the Muslims to blame it on anymore.

[Arsalaan 🇵🇸 @Notarsalanahsan]

because every one wants to leave that hell hole by any means possible