Rita Duplessis

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

[Jennie Myles @5Avstriyakova83]

If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Dianne Jerez @mganokhin]

They should definitely have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

[Gina Gartman @evanovichliozo1]

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

[Wendy Ross @MsFeniya]

The suite life of Zack and Cody: The only show with a smart blonde but a dumb asian.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

Oh,you liked the book better than the movie? You know what I liked about the movie, No reading!

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

"Don't try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend's place.

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

[Rose Hendricks @misterpustoval1]

The Gaga Law (RAH)^2 (AH)^3 + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)^2 + OOH(LA)^2 = Bad Romance.

[Mary Bass @egoriyd]

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

[Karen Reyes @chuppueva1]

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

[Neva Mudd @91Nyrkovskiy73]

This long distance relationship is killing me im moving my fridge to my room.

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

Ghetto word of the day: "Omelet" : I should slap the fuck outta your ass, but omelet the shit slide this time..

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

When I've already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so I just agree.