Karin Canada

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

I don't regret meeting you. I regret trusting you, thinking you were different.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

When somebody says "10 years ago" I think about the 90's instead of 2002.

[Mary Jackson @NyayleOzhe]

White people: "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" Black people: "OH HELL YEAH N*GGA THIS MY SHIT!"

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

Something about your face attracts my fist.

[Evelyn Tenney @TrenkinMakariy]

American kid: "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the Queen?" British kid: "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"

[Mable McPherson @SerdekovaaU]

Just Changed all my passwords to Incorrect . So my computer reminds me "Incorrect Password" when I forget.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

i would love to meet the teenage versions of my parents

[Vanessa Morton @97Dosa]

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you when I wake up.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Tammy Campbell @IliodorMiss]

I am on a 30-day diet. So far I have lost 10 days.

[Joy Meeks @bruseninaf]

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will NEVER go back to how they use to be.

[Lena Savage @izgarsheva1989]

"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then sfjieowfiojsfj{fsjfkja}[fsaf]f.fsfas." - Lemony Snicket

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

Oh,you liked the book better than the movie? You know what I liked about the movie, No reading!

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE

[June Patton @Gasova78]

Fat guy : What are you looking at? Me: The reason double doors were invented.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

When a movie says based on a true story it gets 10 times scarier.

[Karin Canada @sfrantenko]

Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...