Donna Carpenter

Never plan a future with someone that has no future plans for themselves.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

People need to worry about their own life and not whats going on with others

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

"In my defense, Your Honor, humans ARE animals too. Personally, I think you should blame the petting zoo sign for not being more specific."

[Bonny Birch @andreykamalikh1]

"Actually, you were born by c-section, son."

[Barbara Eubank @zavlyuk95]

Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?

[Joyce Wright @IPashentseva]

I got a text! I hope it's from.......... OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Louise Gerow @AviatsiyaMr]

Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

That FML moment when you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

"Um, it's like that in every country, son."

[Manda Foster @kriventsovaa]

My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and still have the best time together.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

When I'm ignoring a phone call, my phone seems to ring way longer than usual...

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

On the other hand... You have different fingers.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

If a person is born deaf,what language do they think in?

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

I don't care if you don't like me, I wasn't put on this Earth to please you.

[Donna Carpenter @kigel76]

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

[Colleen White @BGbabalych]

Adele... why dont you just set fire to my school instead?