Helen Thompson

Trust can be lost within seconds, takes a lifetime to regain, and is still never as strong.

[Betty Knapp @StarostenkoK]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up. ;)

[Suzanne Olson @AykuiKnyshova]

To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?! Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

"Twerk" = A Dance In Which Ratchet Hoes Think Is Cute.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

I am on a 30-day diet. So far I have lost 10 days.

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

There are more men than women in mental hospitals, which just goes to show whos driving who crazy.

[Kari Voss @pavlamikhaylus1]

Twitter looks boring on the outside, but once you start using it, it's like f*cking Narnia.

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention

[Cindy Underwood @88Pamfil]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

Rembrandt painted 700 pictures in his life time and Americans have all 7000 of them.

[Suzanne Olson @AykuiKnyshova]

An autobiography is a book that reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

Let your light shine forth before men that they may see your good works & give glory to your Father who is in heaven. - Matthew 5:16

[Sharon Lowe @FdumovaPn]

I believe that if everyone had cookies and milk and a nap at 3 o'clock everyday, the world would be a better place.

[Carolyn Ray @dboltukhin]

No matter what, don't let your emotions overpower your intelligence.

[Trisha Butler @mukharinova]

Less love, more sex, no calls, just texts, new boo, no ex, more sleep, no stress.

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

On the other hand... You have different fingers.

[Helen Shumaker @VesninNazariy]

Beauty lies in the eyes of beer holder.

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

A bike cannot stand up on its own simply because it's "too tired" ?.

[Myrtle Wolford @79_brosin]

Making faces at a baby when the parents aren't looking.

[Betty Knapp @StarostenkoK]

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'