Laura Ashley

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us, but those who win battles we know nothing about.I follow back

[Gitusmita Lahkar @GitusmitaLahkar]

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

Two girls wear the same shirt: "She copied my style!" Two guys wear the same shirt: "BRO!"

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? >.<

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

I don't care if it's 5am. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.

[Joyce Walker @kobrinskiyvale1]

Ignorance is bliss... unless you have a wife who keeps making you aware of it.

[Maria Wrobel @trikhunkov]

NO, you don't have "haters". People just don't like you. Get over yourself.

[Kathlyn Johnson @63Dtulueva]

You 12 years old and u claim to be a "bad bitch"? Sit yo lil azz down and get hooked on phonics.

[Helen Thompson @MinishaMr]

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

What do atheists do with their money? Surely they don't carry anything around that says, "In God we Trust"!

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation..

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

[Alice Lang @1Sminyaylova]

It doesn't matter how many times you looked, when your mom looks, she will find what you were looking for.

[Ozella Baker @97Borovskoy]

10 & Playing. -> 11 & Looking. -> 12 & Kissing. -> 13 & Touching. -> 14 & Sucking. -> 15 & Fu*king. -> 16 & Pregnant!

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

That awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

Guess it's time to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "I can't live like this..."

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

Dude, when your chest starts to look like an upside-down version of their logo, it's time to stop eating at McDonald's.