Cecilia Jarrell

Always take a chance... You never know what could happen.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

"Are you single?" .. "No, I'm plural." .. "No, i meant are you free this Friday?" .. "No, I'm expensive." ;)

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

Hmm... these weren't skinny jeans when I bought them.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

If you have a stupid ass ex, retweet this with your middle finger.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you wll have trouble putting on your pants.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

[Deborah Frampton @9Fkushneruk]

I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.

[Celeste Doi @nnurkova1]

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

Voldemort is like a girl.He has a diary,a favorite ring & necklace,a tiara,a special cup,a pet he adores & an obsession with a teen boy.

[Sally Bowen @93Vseslava]

Every Morning: Me: "I really can't stay." Bed: "But baby, it's cold outside."

[Stacey Bible @LyapkinMega]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

Find someone that changes your life....NOT just your relationship status.

[Margret Allison @5Mashgudar]

I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your bank account.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

Dear sneeze, If you're gonna happen, Happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

How do white fairy tales start? "Once upon a time.." How do black fairy tales start? "Nigga, you ain't gone believe this.."

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

Dude, when your chest starts to look like an upside-down version of their logo, it's time to stop eating at McDonald's.

[Cecilia Jarrell @TaslimFaima]

People need to worry about their own life and not whats going on with others

[Sharon Jordan @2016Ismanov]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....

[Sandra Kim @rubizhevskiy]

If pets could talk, I think we'd all be in trouble... They've seen too much.