Dora Milligan

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

[Michele Hobbs @GorgoniySuper]

Don't stress over what could've been. If it should've been, odds are it would've been.

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

Let your light shine forth before men that they may see your good works & give glory to your Father who is in heaven. - Matthew 5:16

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Demetra Allen @zardalon]

No matter what, don't let your emotions overpower your intelligence.

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.

[Laura Hopps @petrinavetchin1]

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

[Jacqueline Goodman @2015Stepanyan]

Remember and enjoy this moment because before you know it, it will be Monday morning.

[Tonya Myers @AksamitNelli]

When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume its for them?

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Brittany Wilkie @MsMiliotina]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

[Terry Richards @illyuminarskiy1]

I had a photographic memory but it was never developed.

[Susan Davis @LeshnyakovD]

Admit it, we all have that one person that you just wanna slap across the face.

[Vanessa Morton @97Dosa]

Something about your face attracts my fist.

[Kathleen Haugland @khodnenko98]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

Katy Perry, blue hair. Nicki Minaj, pink hair. Rihanna, red hair. Lady Gaga, green hair Power Rangers just Reunited.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart.

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*

[Dora Milligan @tamba_miss]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian kid who is better.

[Shari Harrison @alya_gordo]

Dr. Seuss could've been the greatest rapper alive