Hyun Young

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

"Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?" "Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too!"

[Esther Pullins @0zIzokaytis75]

A coworker announced he's getting married. I told him how happy my marriage has made me. But he's still going through with it anyway.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

I will never forgive Steve Jobs for leaving this world before making it possible to download pizza.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

[Emma Stevenson @76Garevskikh]

"Are you jealous?" - "Nope" - "Are you jealous?" - "I said NO!" - "Okay, give me a kiss?" - "Go ask your 'friend' for a kiss"

[Agnes Starkey @SelivanEleskin]

Yawning: Your body's way of saying "10% battery remaining."

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

I'm pretty sure God is a man. Because whoever put this crazy world together obviously didn't follow the instructions.

[Rachel Garcia @93Khusnullin]

My friend Phillip has his lip removed today. We just call him Phil now.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass..

[Pamela Mullins @Vyskrebtsova4]

ME: I'm pretty sure I already have.

[Ashton Nelson @KarmanFil]

Nothing will ever change if you just sit there and don't have the balls to make it happen.

[Angela Greene @asemyachkina]

Just Changed all my passwords to Incorrect . So my computer reminds me "Incorrect Password" when I forget.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

Ladies, if a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN can't be stolen.

[Sara Noe @96_vakalov]

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

Paper cut = A tree's moment of revenge.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

If you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like bro and sis, its meant to be.