Annalee Johnson

Sometimes, we need to be hurt in order to grow. We must lose in order to gain. Sometimes, some lessons are learned best through pain.

[Linda Woolf @HGurtyakina94]

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

[Elsie Castello @slambanin]

Kicking ice cubes under the fridge when they hit the floor.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Rose Hendricks @misterpustoval1]

The Gaga Law (RAH)^2 (AH)^3 + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)^2 + OOH(LA)^2 = Bad Romance.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

The saddest love is to love someone, to know that they still want you, but the circumstances don't let you have them.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

The death penalty: Killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is wrong.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

The worst part about Friday, is when you realize it's only Thursday.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

ME: How about a quickie? *pulls pants down*

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

Why couldn't the ghost get a drink at the bar? They don't serve SPIRITS!

[Kimberly Bradshaw @simonkov74]

An ugly personality will crush a gorgeous face.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

[Ashton Nelson @KarmanFil]

Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.

[Agnes Starkey @SelivanEleskin]

Money may not solve every problem, but it would likely solve my money problem.

[Annalee Johnson @KiryaLankevich]

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.