Laura Hernandez

I hate hearing something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like you don't care.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

If you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like bro and sis, its meant to be.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

Why test on animals if we have pedophiles in prison

[Joanne Andino @1978Gigashvili]

Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.

[Janet Goddard @1987_starshinov]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Margaret Lamar @Storchak20165]

She wants to fall in love with you but she's afraid of getting hurt, afraid of lies, and afraid she'll end up with only tears in her eyes.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

If bartenders can't serve drunk people, then how come McDonalds can serve fat people?

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

I still think Barack Obama stole "Yes We Can" from Bob the Builder..

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

Sometimes when you are arguing with a fool, he's doing the same thing.

[Cindy Underwood @kamyshnyyr]

Voldemort is like a girl.He has a diary,a favorite ring & necklace,a tiara,a special cup,a pet he adores & an obsession with a teen boy.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want your money back.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

Eating solves everything. When you're sad. When you're mad. When you're bored.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

It is better to be laughed at for not being married than to be unable to laugh because you are.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

Have you ever read a book by Shakespeare? No only by candlelight.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

Biggest lie ever : I accept these terms and conditions.

[Alana Kellar @ikushakova]

It's a good thing I have a wife, otherwise I'd never know when I was wrong.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

ME: I'm pretty sure I already have.

[Laura Hernandez @KuchevMs]

My bank sent me a letter saying it's the last time they will spend 50 cents to tell me I have 2 cents in my account.