Cynthia Leonard

Sending a girl a text that says 'good morning beautiful' can change her attitude for the whole day.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

I'm not rude, I just refuse to pretend that I like you...

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

Being nice to people you don't like isn't 'two faced', it's called growing up.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

[Susan Davis @LeshnyakovD]

Admit it, we all have that one person that you just wanna slap across the face.

[Marianne Macomber @balatkina74]

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.

[Carolyn Laflamme @Namuna82]

"Quick operator send an S.O.S!" Operator : "How do you spell that?"

[Mildred Gossage @97_rzaev]

If he asks what sort of books you like, tell him checkbooks.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

I am on a 30-day diet. So far I have lost 10 days.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

A new study found that the number one reason more men die before their wives is because 'they want to'.

[Neva Smiley @88Izot]

It's not about the people who act true to your face... It's about the people who remain real behind your back.

[Linda Woolf @HGurtyakina94]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Claudia Taylor @86Bukiya]

When I've already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so I just agree.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

The road to success...Is always under construction.

[Brenda Blackmon @fsmotorchuk]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. "You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME"

[Patricia Jensen @97Savin]

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

My twitter Is Rated "I" . "I" tweet what the fuck "I" want, when "I" feel like it. Therefore if you don't like it "I" don't give A FUCK!!"