Donna Kinner

True love and loyal friends are two of the hardest things to find.#Followback

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm around.

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend.

[Alma Koster @politikhin84]

That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation..

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

That fake laugh you do.. when you don't understand what someone just said to you. .

[Sherry Hatmaker @anekt_6k]

Ain't no HOE worth losing your WIFE, & Ain't no BEEF worth losing your LIFE!

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who are you?.

[Stacy Sawyer @85Vopilina]

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

[Mary McKnight @novokhotkof]

My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me

[Jacqueline Kenney @MissProtasiy]

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks for 4, how many do you have left? Me: 10

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

Multi-tasking : Screwing up several things at once

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.

[Jean Washington @chukhontseva191]

You know it's gonna be a great story when it starts of with, "So this bitch..."

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1=2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...

[Michelle Funes @pepnova1]

Some hoes will make sure they MAN get pancakes for breakfast & steak for dinner, but they kids eat cereal, hot dogs, & noodles all day.

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

My wife just told me she's pregnant. God, I hope it's not mine.

[Wen Kennedy @marigett1]

That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a trampoline and b*tches won't stop jumping so you can't get up.

[Heather Nelson @KorzhinPolikarp]

I wanted to give you something you need but I didn't know how to wrap up a bath tub.

[Mary Meeks @eremey_82]

It would help if they taught English majors how to center the cheese on a McDonald's cheeseburger.

[Donna Kinner @iposobchuk1]

You're 13 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin... And you wear more make -up than you do clothes. Your mother must be so proud.

[Agnes Starkey @SelivanEleskin]

Having a bad day is like watching a boring movie. You wanna fast-forward to the part where everyone dies.